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The meme is a screenshot of a news article with the title "Damar" (a character from the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine series) asking to visit the Breen ambassador, but instead of getting an audience with the ambassador, he gets a beer and a funny response. The text in the image reads: "In a bizarre turn of events, Damar asked to see the Breen ambassador, but was instead offered a beer and a humorous response."

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2023-05-10T21:03:40+00:00

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\ 2) e e le CLS theDominonion Media News HOME LATEST POLITICS LOCAL SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT Damar Asks Visiting Breen Ambassador If He Wants to Check Out Roof 11/11/2373 0935 - SEE MORE: POLITICS v .S —~- Sy bi I a gs = re Vetta ghed MCAT y - H| ie CARDASSIA PRIME—Claiming it was "pretty fucking cool up there" and not to be missed, Dominion Envoy of Cardassia, Legate Damar reportedly asked Breen ambassador Vzzrrzp on several occasions Sunday if he wanted to check out the Central Command building roof. "So, you ready to see this sweet-ass roof or what?" the Legate was overheard telling Vzzrrzp, one of several foreign dignitaries who visited Cardassia this weekend. "Come on, it'll be a lot of fun. It's a killer spot to just chill out. "Fuck it, let's go up" said Damar who opened a tallboy and handed the overflowing can to the ambassador, ignoring his gentle protests. "I'll get the grill going, and we can just throw whatever we want on there. I got some sweet lawn chairs, a cooler, even some fireworks." As he explained that going to the top of Command HQ was "the only way to truly fucking experience Cardassia" Damar said the one rule when they got on the roof was that they definitely couldn't throw beer bottles over the side of the building anymore. Although the ambassador reminded Damar they were expected to attend a state dinner that night, the Legate assured it Vzzrrzp would be "way cooler to get blazed" beforehand, as doing so makes the food at official events taste much better. "T've spent a lot of time on this roof," Damar said. "Even slept up here once and it rained on me. Oh, and don't drink anything from those kanar bottles."